A Normal Day On Gmail, Just, Being Annoying. Poem by ZANE RENTFRO

Oh
I see there
well in that case
we should always think
but however
what time did this
horrible event happen

I see that a poet is a poet
and should be honered
and never die
well
thats not how life really works
but
there are exceptions

I am mr burdick
one who will never die
traveling around the world
to tell my stupid students stories
i will always enjoy that.

there are no exceptions
and if there is one thing
that must be told
to the entire world
and Laura
its that
I
Mr Burdick
think you should do your 23 missing assignments

and as of this
even when you have 0 missing assignments
we will still
as in all of us
use this against you
why
because its funny


I am a good poet!