Dan Reynolds

Gold Star - 5,204 Points (Justiceville)

A Rude Rhyme On The Rudimentaries. - Poem by Dan Reynolds

I recently had reason for a boast
when emptying my bowels in great haste.
I felt the need to raise a glass and toast
my puerile prize which others see as waste.

'Come see this beauty! ' I cried to my wife.
'A full 5 pounder, if it be an ounce! '
She answered swiftly 'NO! ! ! Not on your life'
I waited by the door, ready to pounce.

'You must come see my proud and portly poo!
Just hold your nose and have a sneaky peek'
'All right! ! .' She then relented and would do
her worst witnessing duty of the week.

'There's nothing here! Have you been telling tales? '
'Hell no, ' I cried. 'It's on the bloody scales! '

Comments about A Rude Rhyme On The Rudimentaries. by Dan Reynolds

There is no comment submitted by members..

Read this poem in other languages

This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.

I would like to translate this poem »

word flags

What do you think this poem is about?

Poem Submitted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Poem Edited: Tuesday, April 9, 2013

[Report Error]