A Spinster At Mass Poem by Benjamin Age

She came in dressed
in the robe of a mayoress
Her hair, curly and shiny
Like that of a Roman goddess
She looked round
Her eyes, large and round
Like that of a fancy bulb.
With them she me espied
At a corner, under a deck
of this unnamed Church.
Behold, there's a Pandora
at mass,
As she passed;
Not even the parson
could bypass,
He stood there like a dead
log and stared and stared
Till his eye balls fell
from its sockets
We stared and stared
And still we stood there
and stared
Till our piety fell.