sam, corrupt S, finley

Rookie (1991 / united states)

A Stupid Elijah Wood Rhyme I Wrote...It Is So Not True. - Poem by sam, corrupt S, finley

You could land me, I'm more girly than manly.
you got lipstick you could hand me?
I got a dildo from my family!
I kiss the butt of my granny,
I compliment her jammies.
now i know the world can stand me,
all the girls named me Sandy!
Eljah Wood! over here, yeah, you.
I need your love and pretty bad too.
Sandy's in the bathroom,
maturbating to pics of Elijah's ass, ewwww. lol lol lol.
had a sex change and became a hot chick.
snuck in elijah's closet and smelled his cloth threads.
waited till he got home, rushed to the door and locked it.
and said '' I perform bondage and oily massages, wink''
I had the key in my thong, he was freaking out and resorted to shrilling.
I tried to calm him down and he jumped out of the window of a four story building.
surprisingly survived the fall, did the splits and sang like a chorus of little kids.
his pants were piss and an ambulance was in the distance to save him from me, the transex bitch.

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  • (3/17/2010 12:09:00 PM)

    oh man you have issues. But its great. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Poem Edited: Tuesday, March 22, 2011

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