Advice Poem by C.R. Ebowski

Mamma said look where you walk
And speak slowly when you talk
Mamma said don’t talk to strangers
And watch out for any unknown dangers

Daddy said have a firm handshake
And a strong representation you will make
Daddy said all that glitters is not gold
And respect all, especially the old

Mamma said always obey your father
Don’t argue, don’t even bother
Daddy said Mamma won’t believe you
Now lay down, you know exactly what to do