Somebody’s invading the U.S.A
But who would do that?
The aliens
That’s who
They’re running with razors
And skipping along with tazors
Those humans that love to hunt
Have got themselves guns
Locked and loaded with tranquilizers
While those humans that enjoy styling hair
Have fully sharpened scissors
To cut a limb off
And those humans that go to school
Have fully sharpened pencils
Ready to stab an eye ball out
That is
If it all comes down to that
But wait!
The aliens have declared war
War against the humans
But who will win?
Now that
Is the question
Then again
What if neither does
What if neither would win
Yes indeed
That would make the most sense
For neither species
Are not all that bright
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