Ambidexterity Poem by John Zeller

sun shining through my back door
wind blowing through the front
curtains tangled on sunlight
as my mind is blown shut

knocked me out, dropped my guitar
bought a car just to have that color
hole punched in a fluorescent river
through the valley of forgotten rocks

I gave her socks to warm her heart
and a cook book to seduce her
laughing tears while sitting on the sun
I grilled the Beatles white album for breakfast

ten to two reduced to five to one
odds I can live with on my spiral staircase
take my chances within her warm embrace
A Venus fly trap shows no mercy
when attacked by a fruit salad

chewed my arm off
while trying to awake from a dream
that turned out to be reality
the insurance man declined my claim
sees it as a case to case basis, based on fame
He requested an autograph for his dying mother
I replied 'sorry I'm not left handed'...