An Ode To Super Glue Poem by Christopher Tye

An Ode To Super Glue

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An Ode To Super Glue

Cyanoacrylate what a super glue,
It's amazing what you can make with cyanide,
Who'd have thought a poison would make such a good glue,
These chemists are clever people.

Glues fingers together faster than anything else on earth,
Always handy in a sticky situation,
Shops know it doesn't stick around on shelves for long,
It's a glue we can all bond with.

Fixing awkward cuts in A and E departments,
Finding finger prints in forensics laboratories,
Loved by modellers making multi-media kits,
Great for fixing all those broken knick-knacks around the house.

The one's in plastic bottles are my favourites,
Keep'em cool and dry it'll last a year or more,
If it's thickening-up it's past it's best.

Great for frosting up clear plastics,
If you're making model houses that's a tip for making bathroom windows,
To keep clear plastics clear coat them with PVA glue first.

By Christopher Tye

Monday, October 17, 2016
Topic(s) of this poem: hobbies,humor,humorous,humour,technology,work
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