Another parody poem through my WoW chracter Swéll, though this one actually focuses on Blizzard's other big series, Starcraft. Poem of origination is 'Arcturus is his other name, I'd rather call him star.' as always for Swéll, the accent is very degenerate. If in doubt, go with the phonetics, if still in doubt, guess ;) .
'Arcturus' ain't 'is odda name-
Ah'd ratha call 'im 'dictator.'
'E's very mean 'en at Korhal
so don't go nowhere near!
Ah slew a 'ling da otha day-
En Raynor, passin by
Growl'd 'Backstabber' - 'sonofab*tch! '
'Oh Emperor - how frail y'll be! '
Ah call a 'ydralisk from da 'ive-
A playa behind da glass
Groups 'im wit da otha zerg-
Cntrl-group abusin' '&ss! '
Whereas Ah took da overlord
Aforetime steadey ova-'ed-
'E carts along wit 'ventral sacs'-
Da patrol routes all forgot.
What once was 'Swarm'
Es 'Overmind' now-
What Ah bae part ta bae
When Terrans' brief resistances were done
Ets killed en 'carnated too.
What if da templar should sneak about
En set each 'ling without 'an 'ead? !
Ah hope Ahm ready wit 'detectors'-
Whateva cloaks betides!
Pahaps 'En tauro Edun' 'as changed-
Ah hope da 'Zealots' dere won't bae 'Charge'n' when Ah come-
'En run mae down - 'en glare-
Ah hope da transport in da skies
will lift dees little SCV's-
Minarauls-Vespaen- evreytin-
Ova da rough of da 'Terrain.'
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem