Believe It! Poem by Noble Bandit

People with cellphones, city sophisticates
Activists, rednecks and the skeptics
People who drive fast and tailgaters
And those who stop walking on escalators
You who rev engines at red lights
Then squeal off for a wild night
With stereos so loud my car vibrates
Playin’ shyt won’t stop, hip-hop, aight?
Motorbike guys they give me a fright
Vegetarians, homophobics I despise
Trendy people, obnoxious store owners
And ugly babies, would you do me a favor?
Bling bling “what’s your problem” yobbos
Prima donna, anarchists and Bono
Those who say they’re out of cigarettes
And worst of all it brings success
People who like little wayne
Cosplayers dressed like a video game
Are you that person of whom I think?
Little angels turned out to be deviants
Gucci belt, Fendi scarf, Obama t? Check
Possessed by a spirit c’est fantastique
…If you shop at Woodbury Commons
I hate everyone tbh