I hate nothing. I never hate.
Only hardened hearts and fashion slaves
And people who act REALLY goth
Or the smell of a dirty litter box
People who hate message boards
Disloyalty and rumors
Mayonnaise, mustard and wild mice
Poison ivy/sumac and loud noise
Also bees. Any bug that stings
Self-replicators, genes and memes
I hate the bright sun when driving home
Freewebs. (So unreliable.)
People who talk smack about parents
Discrimination of any sort. Intolerance
Double standards, Reality TV
Bullies, rapists, religious extremes
People who get on my nerves
Druggatics and stalkers
Immature people who are over twelve
Extreme dislike for car commercials
I hate that Justin is such a jerk
And clown pictures in the dark
People who speak leet all the time
And wannabes are so annoying
I hate snobs and people who brag
Terrorists, nazis and the war in Iraq
Emos, hacks and perverts
Should be avoided at all costs
Mathematics of the algebraic perswasion
Fleas, ticks, country music and sunburn
I hate nothing. I never lose my temper
Still amusing as much as ever
Not enough caffeine in my bod
I hate that I’m not rich. Rock on!
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