Boom A Rang Gift Poem by Charlotte Ballard

I was sitting in my bathtub
Soaking late one night
I heard a rumble,
I heard my little dog bark
 
My bathtub did a cartwheel
My rubber ducky did a flip
The water all around me
Gave my neighbors quite a show
 
I knew I shouldn't have done it
It was my fault indeed
Giving my son a chemistry set
Now he's set off atomic bombs.
 
I wonder what my neighbors think
Every night at nine
When they see my bathtub
Catapulting through the sky