Butt Of Sarah's Jokes Poem by John Sensele

‘Thank you, Dominic.
Last night was fantastic.
Let's do this over and over again.
We have so much to gain.'

‘Who's this pest sending you mushy messages?
Don't you remember lean passages of time
Or to you they're a puberty rhyme.'

‘Sarah, stop dramatizing a simple issue.
By the way, where did you put rolls of tissue?
I'm so tired of your nagging.
No wonder prostitutes are bragging.'

Sarah spilled a cup of tea on Dominic
Which by a whisker missed his tunic.
‘Woman, are you insane?
This matter is so inane.'

Sarah deflated Dominic's Corolla tyres.
‘Now, let's see how Belinda perspires.'
Sarah wrapped tight her batik loincloth
And spiced her broth.

‘Sarah, I'm marrying Belinda
I'm also dating Linda
To teach you a lesson
Cos this joint is a prison.'

Sarah lunged at her husband
And bit his sore right hand.
‘How's that for starters?
I'm going to fix you cheetahs.'

‘Have you forgotten how Melissa
Spanked you until you called me sir?
Tease her and she'll whack you once more
Till you stop being such a bore.'

Dominic hired a cab
And sauntered to the nearest pub.
‘Melissa, how are you?
That was a great stew.'

‘Dominic, I don't want to contend with Sarah.
Too much brouhaha.
Leave me alone
Cos I'm not granting you that loan.'

Out of breath
With much stealth
Sarah stormed into the bar and knocked out
Melissa who couldn't shout.

Sarah grabbed Dominic by the collar
And snatched from his pocket a dollar.
‘See the lesson I've taught your slut.
For my corny jokes on FB, Melissa remains my favourite butt.'