Canada: Love It Poem by Make A Wish

Canada might be cold as hell
but nothing beats the big bell
the bell on Parliment Hill
Waiting on Jack and Jill

Safer than most places
But always has some traces
of crime, deaths and law
and that hurts the jaw

We love our moose and beaver
which we need a lever
to lift cause they are so fat
but not as much as the rat

So when we sing O Canada
Don't you dare think Prada
Think red and white
and thats what keeps us right