Caught Poem by james d nall,jr

You thought you were so smart
Playing your soap opera part
Just knew you were slicker than me
Well, Darling, thats a mistake, you'll see

Sitting down the road, from an old motel
Thinking of new ways, to make your life Hell
Leaving the room, buttoning your blouse
God, you're gonna think, I'm such a louse

Tied all your panties, in a tight knot
Don't worry, that ain't all I got
Cut the straps, off all your bras
Violating all female laws

Took a razor, to every pair of shoes
After a few steps, them you'll lose
Shaved your cat, leaving him with a mohawk
That oughta give the neighbors some talk

Closed out our joint bank account, today
If you need money, you'll find a way
Called your boyfriends wife, we had lunch
Came up with a way, to put you both in a crunch

She took his money, added it to mine
Booked our tickets, to a motel on the Rhine
Looking out the window of our jet plane
She and I laughed, at the loss of our pain