Church Scandal Poem by James Bredin

This pedophile-priest scandal is bigger than we thought,
Because they say that many of these criminals were never caught,
I don't think I ever met a pedophile priest in my life,
And if I did; what should I do and should I tell my wife?

Where do they hang out and do they still wear Roman collars?
How much are they paid by the church in Euros or dollars?
Did they get sent to another quiet parish to be hidden far away?
Is this science fiction or to hide that they are pedophile and gay?

Martin Luther tried to fix a church problem with his reformation,
But the church didn't like it one bit and called it damnation,
The cardinals are going to meet to elect a new pope soon,
Someone else from their secretive hierarchy commune.