Cigarette Smoker's Dream Poem by Smokey Alyssa

Cigarette Smoker's Dream



A new invention is here
You can now smoke while you sleep
Effortlessly
Our product is free with the purchase of 10 cartons of our most deadly cigarettes
When you go to bed, you load 60 cigarettes into the machine, cover your face with the smoke mask, and let it light them up for you
No longer do you have to be awake to chain smoke
This product revolutionizes smoking, giving you just enough fresh air to survive while sleeping, allowing your lungs to take as much damage as possible
We garantee that your nicotine addiction will be stronger than ever.
No longer will you have thoughts of quitting
You'll be completely enslaved by nicotine
You will smoke yourself to your deathbed
And as a special offer, we include 2 child sized SleepSmokers with every adult one, allowing your children to destroy their bodies just as you do every night, helping them become better smokers!

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
A machine that I thought of, that I hope becomes a reality. I hope one day being healthy is just a myth, and everybody chain smokes as mandated by law, starting their habit as a child... A bit far fetched, but a girl can dream. One day, cigarettes will reward me for my loyalty to them though, in the next life. I know that much.
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