Come Again? Poem by Jeffrey Quattlebaum

There's a storm coming this way
the weather man says it's
going to rain cats and dogs
How strange?
he says to stay inside and
fornicate
Isn't that great?
says there will be high winds
blowing in something we've
never seen before
something that will stop
the radios from playing
and the grass from growing
cats from meowing
birds from flying
and the desciple from returning
Can you believe it?
Now, the anchor-person
she's got a great pair of legs
and nice white teeth
and she said Sharpton
looks like
Mr Potatohead
but man
you see those hooters?