Confused Animal Farm Poem by Phil Kellogg

I is a moose
My kid are goose
She makes me want noose
String not be very loose

I am a duck
My son's name is Chuck
He thinks he's a buck
He likes to say muck

I am the frog
I live in a bog
My wife is a hog
She's fat as a log

I am a pig
I smell like a fig
I like to dig
Deer ain't to big

I'm a deer
My homies don't drint beer
We always live in fear
I can mostly hear

I are a dog
I see deer in fog
My wife's name is Kog
She drinks eggnog

Kog ain't my name, it's Bruce
I is the moose
We ride in the red caboose
Named it Croose

Us lives on a farm
There is no harm
It's always warm
For confused animal farm