Country Music Man Poem by Kevin Patrick

Born and raised on Gods green homestead
I'm a simple man with a horse strong head
Wear plaid every day and only drive a Ford
Got mud on my flaps when nature Accords
Cause Im a country music man

I work hard in the day and party harder at night
Make love to my girl in the haystack Light
Go hunting on the weekend with some good ol boys
Til where drunk as skunks shooting our barrel hot toys
(So what happens in them woods don't ask or tell
Cause if the preacher finds out he'll send us straight to hell)
Cause Im a country music man


I wave the flag and I drink my Bud beer
Prey hard to Jesus when I kill some queers
And If my women get's too far out of line
Gonna Fix her with my fists with a good black shine
Cause Im a country music man


Never went to school because its run by Jews
Only listen to the wisdom that comes from fox news
Once chased down a kid who I thought was a Muslim
But turned out to be my inbreed second cousin
(We got into necking, and she was elated
Never had a man who was second hand related)
cause I'm a country music man

I sing for my country and praise them good soldiers
Fighting for the right of Redneck new order
We'll show the world strength when they knocked the two towers
So let's send them the guns of that great white power
Cause Im a country music man