Cyber Dating Poem by BOEMS BY JA WIZDUMBs BY JA

I put myself out there, I mean, out on the net
Said I was handsome, and drove a new Corvette
I worked real hard, all my life, so had money I could spare
But needed to find, the right someone, with whom I wish to share
Said I had, all my teeth and my head was full of hair
Didn't need any glasses, but, had a hearing aid to wear
I was witty and real smart, own a house out in Bel Air
Had lots of women to choose from, but wanted to be fair
So you each will have a chance, to win this awesome prize
As long as you, are straight with me and don't tell any lies
Please send me your picture, with a wee, processing fee
As a sort of small donation, for time spent, to get ready
You'll not be disappointed when I knock upon your door
Just give me time to get there, as I am, one hundred and four
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