Decadent White House Poem by Saiom Shriver

To French President Hollande,
Obama served caviar,
a decadence of deposed
leaders like past tsars.
Caviar eggs are ripped from sturgeons
without kind anodyne nor surgeons.

Far worse on the menu
were murdered cow pieces.
Obama start showing an
example to the world
of dietary peace.

Perhaps when they were
touring Monticello,
perhaps before eating
bone powder Mad Cow Jello,
Obama did not show the leader
Jefferson's slave quarters
nor the shacks of his six
children by slave Sally Hemings,
all of whom were sold on the
auction block.