Ever Peek Over The Urinal Divider? Poem by Bryan Corbett

ever take your girl out to dinner?
to a 5 star restaurant?
for no particular reason?
just because?

pay for the valet to park your car?
split a great bottle of wine?
order lobster at market prices?
for both of you?

excuse yourself?
to go to the men's restroom?
walk up to the one empty urinal?
next to the guy who was checking out your girl?
and peek over the urinal dividing wall?
just to see what he was packing?

no?
yeah, me neither