Fallen Up The Stair (Spoof Of 'walking In The Air') Poem by Steve Cooke

I've fallen up the stair...

I've damaged what hugs close my thigh...

My goolies down below are throbbing as I cry...

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I'm holding them so tight...

I'm writhing in pain, they're turning blue...

My visions going black, I don't know what to do..

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Why is my voice so high? ...

I hope this is some twisted dream...

I'm trying to see through tears as relentlessly they stream...

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All I did

Was take a step

Upon my household stair...

Then the sound

Of bollocks cracking

Upon my banister...

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I think I see the sky...

Grandma's calling out to me...

She's saying don't be such a wuss your not dying you just hit your goolies...

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I've fallen up the stair...

I need an ice pack for between my thighs...

I better get up and sort my self out before anyone sees me cry...

I've fallen up the stair...

I've fallen up the stair...