Funnel Flattery Poem by John Sensele

Muppet master
Bragging broadcaster
Eat humble pie
Emit an obsequious sigh
Employment guaranteed
Dissent decanted
Bully cut to the quick
Skin can't grow thick
Parades subordinates like slaves
Regurgitating prompts on a podium like knaves
Scatters platters and matters
Arguing conformity lies in tatters
Religiously imbibes poppycock
From an agitated aggrandizement talk
Soon unleashed in truculent tweets
The world would rather suck sanity sweets
Than cosset inferiority complex ego
Funnel flattery a braggart can't forgo.