Gambling Man Poem by Stefanie Fontker

I've observed you
And I've come
To a conclusion
You have a gambling
Addiction, problem
Whatever it is
Call it what you want
Just make sure
It's a negative noun
As this conclusion came
So did many ideas
An enormous amount
Of solutions
I have narrowed it down
And this seems like
The best one:
Instead of visiting
The inside of a casino
Why don't you instead
Visit the outside
Of a casino, you know
Highways, parking lots
And then jump out
In front of random cars
You'll get the same rush
And you're still gambling
Just instead of gambling
With my money,
Which we all know you'll lose
You'd be gambling your life
It’ll be great!
I promise
You might even lose
That little pot belly of yours