Genuflection Of Lawyer Poem by RIC BASTASA

I AM a lawyer
I have not done my duty
I have not served my country
I am telling all the lies
I am making more money
I have procured false witnesses
I have done my neighbor wrong

I am a liar
I am a liar
I am a liar

Whatever you do to me
Kill me shoot me bury me cremate me
Drown me, choke me, suffocate me,
Poison me, stab me, pulverize me,
Chop me, mortar me, skin me,
Debone me, beat me

I am still a lawyer
Always true to my profession

I will lie
I will always lie
I will always be telling lies

Without any purpose of evasion
So help me God.