'Get A Job Spicoli',2026 Poem by S Rashad

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'Get a job Spicoli',2026


If they are offering to buy us food
from the gas station, then I want that pizza
that's in there. Just all heated 'n juicy
behind that hot glass-if I miss out oh well.
Stop looking at me like I don't have any clean clothes.

Smoking weed is more important
than the wrong people in Congress.
I was getting blazed when I found out
that there is something wrong with Congress.

All there was at the time
was a large bag of Doritos
and Sour Patch kids.
For us to eat while learning
about Assata Shakur and Cuba.
How you nourished and not nourished?
McDonald's today isn't a privilege.
Besides, I was really in there for the Wi-Fi homie•

Hey, I know that dude, , ,
Where would I be without Mr. Hand.
I put Bukowski over Hunter.
I put Waheed over your Kaur.
I put Lupe over your Kendrick.
I put Tehuti over myself.
Meanwhile, God is pissed the fuck off.
So I don't have time to get struck by lightning: ;

Boi when I tell you I fell off that skateboard
then realized the monetary rat race of content creation,
that white meat started showing like uh muthafucka.
And it's hard to build a legacy being
a beach bum. Amen. Where's the rubbing alcohol..

Everyone is so gotdamn rich and adorned.
Until the hurricane ruins their homes.
Until militaries domestically take the lands.
Everyone is such a preacher on lack,
that the poor see money as magic
without ever stoning these pompous poodles.
Who would give their coins away
when they somehow now need a kidney.
All aboard to obsess over money into snootiness.
You'd cry yourselves to sleep in the dirtiest bunkers

She said 'Karmic'.
I said, 'Let me guess. He has a large phallus
and sensuality is his super power
until he truly rises up in full divinity. No? '

If he or she is karmic they have ruined many lives.
Not for placing their sexual energy elsewhere,
when all you did was investigate them over flaws.
He is karmic to you, due to his passionate concerns
for another woman.
Your idealism of monogamy makes you want
to behead this man in the astral for all to see. Yes?
Did he violate your loving contract?
Did he rape you after swindling your mother?
Did he ruthlessly leave you while pregnant?
Did he totally betray his own ancestry?

She must elaborate on all aspects of his mistakes.
Not label him so because every divine feminine has
The nerve of you women with luxurious egos
and long-term coldness toward divination.
All because you were given time and ability •

Perfect escapism. BEHOLD..
The glorious Playstation.
That's right my friend,
there's a disc drive this time.

Only two wrinkled ten dollar bills
were in my pocket that night.

Yea yea yea yea yea
Alright Hamilton.