Alex Alex

Going Out

Going out is such a faff
I really can’t be bothered

Going out is such a drag
To get dolled up and coiffeured

Going out is hard to try
When your heels are as tall as the birds in the sky,
And the drinks are priced ridiculously high

BUT Going out is so exciting
Lets go right now and get the rounds in

Going out is best with mates
To see who can drink at the fastest rate

Going out is so much fun
When your friends are drunk and one’s got a gun

Going out is fantastic
When they wrap the dead all up in plastic

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Poem Submitted: Friday, June 4, 2010

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