Going out is such a faff
I really can’t be bothered
Going out is such a drag
To get dolled up and coiffeured
Going out is hard to try
When your heels are as tall as the birds in the sky,
And the drinks are priced ridiculously high
BUT Going out is so exciting
Lets go right now and get the rounds in
Going out is best with mates
To see who can drink at the fastest rate
Going out is so much fun
When your friends are drunk and one’s got a gun
Going out is fantastic
When they wrap the dead all up in plastic
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