Gym Users
Gym users,
facility abusers,
weight lifter amusers.
Treadmill runners,
dream of starting gunners,
not-there-for-funners.
Sips bottled waters,
bring your daughters,
second thoughters.
Losing weighters,
self-flagellators,
work out laters.
Best of intentions,
fat chance of retention,
cancellation costs not mentioned.
Steroid-taking posers,
tattoos of Guns and Roses,
sweat running off noses.
Taxi driver shavers,
chocolate cravers,
sights to savour.
On their I-Pads,
really is sad,
just a fad.
Young mums,
big bums,
huge tums.
Lose weight,
would be great,
but won't wait.
Not using machines,
in-betweens,
really keens.
There more than an hour,
there less than an hour,
in and out of the shower.
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