Hallmark Cards You'Ll Never See Poem by John Bliven Morin

Sorry you went bankrupt
'Cause your partner stole your money,
And that your wife went with him,
Because she was his honey;
That now they're taking you to jail
For taxes yet unpaid;
Cheer up! At least in prison
You're certain to get laid!
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So the doctors told you you'd get well,
You know how doctors lie;
They told us to check out your will
Cause you are gonna die!
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I know you want grandchildren,
But you'll never see them play;
Your daughter is a lesbian;
And your only son is gay.
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Copyright (C) 2002 by John Bliven Morin,
writing as Blithian