As the air drew dark and cold
And the evil hissed through the night
Satan called an emergency meeting
This was his chance to wrong a right
He called all of his ghoulish imps
Demanded they all attend that eve
Our greatest night of all
The night we trick and deceive
I've called this meeting
To make sure you're all aware
The easiest of all occasions
Those christians who claim His name they bare
I've already been in their minds
They're to busy to know the truth
I twist and deceive the little things
So the big is but a coo
Christians make it all so easy
Our most productive night of the year
But let's make sure it all goes as planned
All fun and games, no mention of fear
You - make sure all the costumes are cute and innocent
They love angels and fairytales
You - make sure there's plenty of candy
To lead them to my lare in hell
Those few that know the truth
Shut'em Up! With whatever means
Yet it seems they only help my cause
As they push away with their extremes
You made me look like an idiot!
The night you guarded the tomb
I will have your heads!
If you so much as just assume
We all know that, that Jesus has Power
And is to strong for us to accost
But the weaklings they call 'christians'
Give us all the power of the lost
You all have your orders
I will be overseeing it all
Make this a night they won't forget
As we secure their souls to fall
They must never find out that, that Jesus
Died to save them all
But this night more importantly the 'christians'
Enjoy themselves and have a ball!
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