Halloween Clerihews Poem by Xillus Xavier

Halloween Clerihews



The Wicked Witch of the West
is feeling very depressed.
The hag soon disappears
as she melts in all her tears.


Alcoholic Frankenstein's
drunk again on Merlot wine.
No, his walk is not the clue,
he staggers when he's sober too!


Casper the Friendly Ghost
vacationed on the coast.
He tried his best but failed to tan...
cause only the living can.


Hungry Hannibal Lechter
is a keen cuisine collector.
He'll welcome you into his shanty -
you'll taste good with Chianti!


Psychotic Mr. Hyde
is Jekylls' evil side.
The doctor drank his evil brew
and one man became two.


King Kong combated Godzilla.
The match went to the gorilla.
The reptile ain't quite the menace
when it comes to playing tennis.

Saturday, October 31, 2009
Topic(s) of this poem: clerihew,comedy,funny,halloween
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