Happy Eat Too Much Turkey Poem by ART PAUL SCHLOSSER

Happy eat too much turkey
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, stuffing
Happy eat too much turkey
And there's pumpkin pie

Happy eat too much turkey
If you're worried about your diet
From eating too much turkey
You can always take a walk

Happy eat too much turkey
Green beans and corn on the cob
Happy eat too much turkey
And there's cranberry sauce

Happy eat too much turkey
Your life is kind of short
Happy eat too much turkey
You might as well enjoy yourself

Greet your friends
Give your relatives a kiss
Greet your friends
Thank God for your life

Happy eat too much turkey
If you get a stomach ache
From eating too much turkey
There's tums and pepto-bismol