Buddy Bee Anthony

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Helen Of Troy - Poem by Buddy Bee Anthony

She asked if I would write a poem about her
She wants to know if she's my Helen of Troy
It's true,
the holes I'm finding in my boat
are causing quite a stir
Said she
I ought employ
a full time water boy
Doesn't she know I'm not a broken horse
Nor her backside
I shall not bend low to kiss
With short shrift she runs the course
Bold and swift upon her horse
But, what a pity
dearest Helen
won't loosen up the bit
Is she unaware how first I'd have to die
before she then may write my elegy
The boat
the boy
the horse
all yours
high time I said goodbye
Lest Helen's magic
bend my other knee

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Buddy Bee Anthony

Topic(s) of this poem: poetry


Poet's Notes about The Poem

An Angry Poem

Comments about Helen Of Troy by Buddy Bee Anthony

  • Patrick Fealy (4/26/2013 10:03:00 AM)


    Sounds more like a cross between lady gadiva and a harpy (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, November 20, 2011

Poem Edited: Tuesday, March 7, 2017


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