Home Work Poem by Adam Davis

I started on my homework,

but my pen ran out of ink!

My hamster ate my homework,

and the computer's on the blink!

I accidentally dropped it,

in the soup, my mum was cooking!

My brother flushed it down the toilet,

while I wasn't looking!


My mother ran my homework,

through the washer and dryer!

Oh, an aeroplane crashed into our house,

and my homework caught on fire!


Tornadoes blew my notes away,

Volcanoes struck our town!

My notes were taken hostage,

by an evil killer clown!

Some aliens abducted me,

I had a shark attack!

A pirate stole my homework from me,

and refused to give it back!

I worked on these darn excuses so long,

my teacher said ' I think you'll find it easier to do the work

instead'!