Friday, December 19, 2008
How To End A Dinner Party
Give your hamster an Alka-Seltzer to pouch
and convince everyone he's got rabies.
Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom,
& come back in your nightwear (or naked) .
Serve fortune cookies with the coffee,
& each one says 'F*** off home now'.
Start turning lights off, drawing curtains,
& blow out candles so the wax goes everywhere.
Or just open another bottle & collapse into oblivion
- & worry abut the fallout tomorrow.