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Wild Bill Balding
London
Wild Bill Balding
London
Friday, December 19, 2008
How To End A Dinner Party
Rating: ★5.0
Give your hamster an Alka-Seltzer to pouch
and convince everyone he's got rabies.
Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom,
& come back in your nightwear (or naked) .
Serve fortune cookies with the coffee,
& each one says 'F*** off home now'.
Start turning lights off, drawing curtains,
& blow out candles so the wax goes everywhere.
Or just open another bottle & collapse into oblivion
- & worry abut the fallout tomorrow.
and convince everyone he's got rabies.
Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom,
& come back in your nightwear (or naked) .
Serve fortune cookies with the coffee,
& each one says 'F*** off home now'.
Start turning lights off, drawing curtains,
& blow out candles so the wax goes everywhere.
Or just open another bottle & collapse into oblivion
- & worry abut the fallout tomorrow.
Wild Bill Balding
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COMMENTS
Little Mo
18 January 2009
LOLOL, Oh, my! Each one of these attempts to end the dinner party, conjours up hilarious images for me..And to be completely honest, I'd try them all! ! One sure way to clear a room or house, is to ask, 'OK, who is washing up? ' LOL Works in my house everytime! ...
P.s still laughing here.
Mo
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