Humor Me Poem by Pita Nuba

I'm very hungry
Like a starved donkey
No money
Woke up this morning
Starred at the ceiling
Wondering...
I'll make vegetables with fish
Dried fish
Can't buy meat
But I shouldn't tweet
None may read
I'll get a chilled drink
Wish I can get wheat
But semo will suffice

Yea, I made my vegetable with fish
No stress I'm even avoiding meat
No garri
Only wheat
I'm downloading a movie
A cool one with a nice story
I won't do anyone about history
Discovered it can be boring
I'm going to enjoy this meal
I wish I can get a glass of Hennessy
Expensive!

Think I should call Whitney
Sweet girl, so creamy
Skin tastes like honey
But I don't have money
Jokes won't be funny
I'll speak with her and see
Who knows, she may be horny
Yea and even lonely
I'll keep her company
Let me check what's on Netflix

'hello is that Whitney? '
'My name is Titi'

Ooh damn! It's not her voice, It's Kemi
She promised to call me

'Kemi sorry, where is Whitney? '
'So you are also toasting Ôrè mi'
'Naaa, she has my key'
'I hear you ooh, will you call me? '

Mogbe somebody will get pissed
God help me
Wait, did she hiss?
'Give the phone to Whitney'
'Ooh please! '
Another hiss...

I've never liked Kemi
Last time, she insulted me
Dear Jesus, I want Whitney.

'Tell me she is not sick'

'Oh no, she is with...'

She dropped the call on me
Guess today will be just a lonely me.