I Advise You To Keep The French-Cut Beards/ Just With Your French-Cut Beards Poem by Bijay Kant Dubey

I advise you just to keep a little bit of beards on the chin,
I mean the French-cut beards
As for to be a professor of linguistics and phonetics
And you will.

You need not worry, as you will surely,
With the French-cut beards of yours,
As it’s a sign of being a linguist,
A phonetician speaking
With the tongue in cheek.

And I know it, without the French-cut beards,
One cannot be,
A language expert, speaking impeccable English,
Pronouncing

I advise you to keep the French-cut beards,
A little bit of,
Just on the chin,
The French-cut beards,
If you want to be a professor
Of linguistics and phonetics.

I advise you just to keep in the French-cut beards,
Only a bit on the chin
For to be a professor of linguistics and phonetics
And even if you are not,
The sobriety of the beards will make you so.

Just give the pose and posture of being a foreign returned fellow,
Schooled in the overseas universities
And this will too,
As I have seen many doing miracles over their fake degrees
Brought from the institute of Natwarlal
And he signing as the Vice-chancellor.

Many students made qualified through unfair means
But at the hint of Murkhamantri
Are professors,
Unable to teach
But will learn the art of teaching
As the chair teaches too
And the company one keeps.