I Had A Shave Poem by Philip Carter

I had a shave this morning
As I do most every day
I always have the same routine
I know of no other way
But today, for some strange reason
Something must have gone wrong
Could it be while I was showering
I sang a stupid song
Have I upset an unknown God?
Who controls songs in the shower
And now he's getting back at me
At this very late hour
My stubble is now growing
And I need to scratch it hard
I think the God is grinning
I think he's marked my card.