I'M America Poem by Killian Mitchell

I'm America

I want a big foreign policy,
The biggest in the world!
I want to tell other countries
What to do and when to do it,
And if they don't listen, I'll beat them up!
I want to shoot the aliens that try and
Cross my border like they belong here 'er somethin'.
I want my taxpayer's dollars to go towards
Cool stuff, like missiles and tanks,
Not stupid healthcare or alternative energy.
Who needs that stuff anyways?
It's a giant waste of time.
I want Exxon Mobil to run congress,
Because they know what's best for my people.
I want my people to live in constant fear of terrorism,
Because that's the only way to keep them under control.
I want my guns loaded, my doors locked, and my people consuming.

I'm America
And what I say goes!