I've Got 10 Quadrillion Friends Poem by John Fenton Mcleish

I've got a red dot on my facebook page
I'm real cool, I'm down with all the new craze
That means somebody wants to speak to me
So excited, wonder who it could be

Cannot believe how popular I am
Someday they'll write poems and say I'm grand
Really feels like I'm the talk of the town
And folks will tip their hats when I'm around

'Hey everyone there goes wee johnny'
Walks like brad pitt and got heaps o' money
Alternative media superstar
Got a Rolex watch and a new sports car

B' don't tell anyone it's just pretend
'Cause I'm really a loser with no friends