If Life Were A Man, I'd Slap Him Twice! ! Poem by WIN VENTURA
If Life Were A Man, I'd Slap Him Twice! !
If life were a man, I'd slap him twice,
For giving me bills instead of sugar and spice.
He promised romance, gave me socks with holes,
And sent Sani to babysit all my goals! 😤
I told the moon, "I want peace and a man! "
It sent mosquitoes with a 5-step plan.
And just when I thought I'd found Mr. Right,
He asked, "Can you cook? " — I vanished from sight! 💨😂
By: - WIN VENTURA
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