If No One Ever Marries Me Poem by YYY YYY

If no one ever marries me
I may end up with much money
Which’ll make my nose quite runny
And put too much food in my tummy

If get married I do not
It would ruin the complex plot
I’ll go to sea and sleep in a cot,
And adopt three children; Line, Square and Dot

If I never marry
Things will start to get scary
My arms will grow big and hairy
I’ll get hate mail from the fairy of dairy

On the other hand…
Married people are often bland
If the world was a beach, they’d be the sand
Never being married: it could be GRAND!