Innies And Outies Poem by Alan balter

Innies and Outies


About halfway between your shoulders and knees
You'll find your belly button
If you take a quick look, you'll find it with ease
Poke around and don't worry about nuttin'

It doesn't matter if you're fat or skinny
When it comes to your belly button
If it sinks in, you've got an innie
But outies are made for juttin'

An innie is like a tiny crater
It's a useful belly button
Stick a golf club in there and use it later
When it's time to do some puttin'

Hide salty peanuts or M and M's there
In your innie belly button
Share half of them with your teddy bear
If he happens to be a glutton

But an outie sticking out has limited use
As a helpful belly button
Ask your doctor for an excuse
For the bad job he did at cuttin'