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Friday, November 4, 2005

Golf Pro

There are two types of people:
Those who play golf,
And those who recognize it
for the idiotic malpractice that it is,
that recognize it for the land wasting,
water guzzling, pesticide and herbicide
carcinogen drenched
leeching into the groundwater,
sanitized version of nature,
Bob Hope celebrity goofball,
mundane polo shirt and jackass slacks,
elitist, history of bigotry, racism, sexism,
and anti-Semitism, over-priced, over-rated,
time-wasting, posing-as-a-sport
moronic indulgence that it is.
I’m the first type.
COMMENTS
Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler 14 November 2005
i hate golf, but i play occasionally. oh, what hypocrites are we, Michael? great sense of humour in this one! Jake
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Raynette Eitel 04 November 2005
Michael, you expressed yourself well...but I don't believe a word of it. Sorry Raynette
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Uriah Hamilton 04 November 2005
A super God Blessing for this one! ! ! ! !
1 2 Reply
John Kay 04 November 2005
Michael...this is on the money, blue ribbon, hole in one.
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Max Reif 04 November 2005
ahhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (real, not feigned)
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... ... 04 November 2005
'mundane polo shirt and jackass slacks'. one of your qualities is your ability to view yourself in a lighthearted fashion in your poems.
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