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Golf Pro - Poem by Michael Philips

There are two types of people:
Those who play golf,
And those who recognize it
for the idiotic malpractice that it is,
that recognize it for the land wasting,
water guzzling, pesticide and herbicide
carcinogen drenched
leeching into the groundwater,
sanitized version of nature,
Bob Hope celebrity goofball,
mundane polo shirt and jackass slacks,
elitist, history of bigotry, racism, sexism,
and anti-Semitism, over-priced, over-rated,
time-wasting, posing-as-a-sport
moronic indulgence that it is.
I’m the first type.


Comments about Golf Pro by Michael Philips

  • Rookie Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler (11/14/2005 9:18:00 AM)

    i hate golf, but i play occasionally. oh, what hypocrites are we, Michael? great sense of humour in this one!

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  • Rookie Raynette Eitel (11/4/2005 9:15:00 AM)

    Michael, you expressed yourself well...but I don't believe a word of it. Sorry

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  • Bronze Star - 2,566 Points Uriah Hamilton (11/4/2005 8:35:00 AM)

    A super God Blessing for this one! ! ! ! ! (Report) Reply

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Poems About Golf

  1. 1. Golf Pro , Michael Philips
  2. 2. The Golf Walk , Ellis Parker Butler
  3. 3. Golf Steals Our Youth , Norman Rowland Gale
  4. 4. The Golf Ball And The Loan , Robert Fuller Murray
  5. 5. Ballade Of The Royal Game Of Golf , Andrew Lang
  6. 6. The City Of Golf , Robert Fuller Murray
  7. 7. Night Golf , Billy Collins
  8. 8. A Perfect Golf Course Lawn , DAVID GERARDINO
  9. 9. Golf , Mr. Bean
  10. 10. Fore! ..... [golf; Sporting Accidents; .. , Bri Edwards
  11. 11. Golf , H H Rutledge
  12. 12. Perfect Golf , David Taylor
  13. 13. A Lesson From Golf , Edgar Albert Guest
  14. 14. Golf Pride , Edgar Albert Guest
  15. 15. The First Rule Of Golf , Edgar Albert Guest
  16. 16. Besides Love, Sex & Fishing Men Need G.. , Tom Zart
  17. 17. For A Round Of Golf , Francis Duggan
  18. 18. This Crazy Game O' Golf , Frances Jaffray
  19. 19. Hole In One: Golf Legend Allure Strokes , Terence George Craddock (aft ..
  20. 20. Fishing Or Golf, Take Your Pick , William B. Booth, Jr.
  21. 21. Tryst On The Golf Course , Lillian Susan Thomas
  22. 22. Golf Widows , Elisabeth Anne Wingle
  23. 23. Is There Golf Course In Heaven , Harold R Hunt Sr
  24. 24. The Golf Links , Sarah Norcliffe Cleghorn
  25. 25. This Game Of Golf , Aniruddha Pathak
  26. 26. Baseball, Football, Boxing, Fishing, Gol.. , Tom Zart
  27. 27. Baseball, Football, Fishing & Golf , Tom Zart
  28. 28. Resting After A Golf Game , Manonton Dalan
  29. 29. Golf Luck , Edgar Albert Guest
  30. 30. Crazy Golf And Aliens , Phil Soar
  31. 31. British Open Golf 2016 (Senryu) , Govind Ramakrishnan
  32. 32. Baseball, Football & Golf , Tom Zart
  33. 33. The Golf Writer (To Kevin) , Francis Duggan
  34. 34. Your Golf Playing Postmaster Father Was .. , Gert Strydom
  35. 35. The Goose Who Loved Golf , John F. McCullagh
  36. 36. Golf Of Course , Ima Ryma
  37. 37. The Golf Cart , Jim Yerman
  38. 38. Mini Golf , Marshall Gass
  39. 39. Golf A Simple Game , Gabe Anderson
  40. 40. Golf Tees Lament , Larry Buddin
  41. 41. Golf , Ray Andrews
  42. 42. Frustration Personified This Thing Calle.. , Lynn W. Petty
  43. 43. Golf 'N' Me , Ray Feasey
  44. 44. Golf , Randy Sabados
  45. 45. It's The Golf Ball Or Me , Intensive KS1
  46. 46. Ode To Golf , Les Littleford
  47. 47. Hole In One(Golf) , Mike Birdscratch
  48. 48. I Love You Like A Golf Course , Haley Akin
  49. 49. Golf-Slow Torture By Handicap , Keith Oldrey
  50. 50. This Be The Game Of Golf , Kris Viscardini
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