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Golf Pro - Poem by Michael Philips

There are two types of people:
Those who play golf,
And those who recognize it
for the idiotic malpractice that it is,
that recognize it for the land wasting,
water guzzling, pesticide and herbicide
carcinogen drenched
leeching into the groundwater,
sanitized version of nature,
Bob Hope celebrity goofball,
mundane polo shirt and jackass slacks,
elitist, history of bigotry, racism, sexism,
and anti-Semitism, over-priced, over-rated,
time-wasting, posing-as-a-sport
moronic indulgence that it is.
I’m the first type.


Comments about Golf Pro by Michael Philips

  • Rookie Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler (11/14/2005 9:18:00 AM)

    i hate golf, but i play occasionally. oh, what hypocrites are we, Michael? great sense of humour in this one!

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  • Rookie Raynette Eitel (11/4/2005 9:15:00 AM)

    Michael, you expressed yourself well...but I don't believe a word of it. Sorry

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  • Bronze Star - 2,790 Points Uriah Hamilton (11/4/2005 8:35:00 AM)

    A super God Blessing for this one! ! ! ! ! (Report) Reply

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Poems About Golf

  1. 1. Golf Pro , Michael Philips
  2. 2. Ballade Of The Royal Game Of Golf , Andrew Lang
  3. 3. Golf Steals Our Youth , Norman Rowland Gale
  4. 4. Night Golf , Billy Collins
  5. 5. The Golf Ball And The Loan , Robert Fuller Murray
  6. 6. The Golf Walk , Ellis Parker Butler
  7. 7. The City Of Golf , Robert Fuller Murray
  8. 8. A Perfect Golf Course Lawn , DAVID GERARDINO
  9. 9. Golf , Mr. Bean
  10. 10. Fore! ..... [golf; Sporting Accidents; .. , Bri Edwards
  11. 11. Golf , H H Rutledge
  12. 12. Perfect Golf , David Taylor
  13. 13. Tryst On The Golf Course , Lillian Susan Thomas
  14. 14. A Lesson From Golf , Edgar Albert Guest
  15. 15. The Golf Links , Sarah Norcliffe Cleghorn
  16. 16. Golf Pride , Edgar Albert Guest
  17. 17. The First Rule Of Golf , Edgar Albert Guest
  18. 18. Golf Socks , Kim Barney
  19. 19. Besides Love, Sex & Fishing Men Need G.. , Tom Zart
  20. 20. The Golf Cart , Jim Yerman
  21. 21. For A Round Of Golf , Francis Duggan
  22. 22. This Crazy Game O' Golf , Frances Jaffray
  23. 23. Hole In One: Golf Legend Allure Strokes , Terence George Craddock (aft ..
  24. 24. Fishing Or Golf, Take Your Pick , William B. Booth, Jr.
  25. 25. Golf Tees Lament , Larry Buddin
  26. 26. Golf Widows , Elisabeth Anne Wingle
  27. 27. Is There Golf Course In Heaven , Harold R Hunt Sr
  28. 28. Golf Luck , Edgar Albert Guest
  29. 29. Golf Te Breken , Madrason writer
  30. 30. Baseball, Football, Boxing, Fishing, Gol.. , Tom Zart
  31. 31. Baseball, Football, Fishing & Golf , Tom Zart
  32. 32. Baseball, Football & Golf , Tom Zart
  33. 33. British Open Golf 2016 (Senryu) , Govind Ramakrishnan
  34. 34. Crazy Golf And Aliens , Phil Soar
  35. 35. Golf , Randy McClave
  36. 36. Golf Of Course , Ima Ryma
  37. 37. Playing Golf At Midnight , Sonny Rainshine
  38. 38. The Golf Writer (To Kevin) , Francis Duggan
  39. 39. Your Golf Playing Postmaster Father Was .. , Gert Strydom
  40. 40. Handicapped Golf , Phil Soar
  41. 41. Golf , Phil Soar
  42. 42. Ah This Game Of Golf , Aniruddha Pathak
  43. 43. Golf A Simple Game , Gabe Anderson
  44. 44. Mini Golf , Marshall Gass
  45. 45. Frustration Personified This Thing Calle.. , Lynn W. Petty
  46. 46. Golf , Ray Andrews
  47. 47. Golf 'N' Me , Ray Feasey
  48. 48. Golf , Randy Sabados
  49. 49. It's The Golf Ball Or Me , Intensive KS1
  50. 50. Ode To Golf , Les Littleford
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