I've Made A New Friend Poem by Yukon Mordsmoi

Looks like I'm not alone
Your fan club has really grown

Clearly they've seen who you truly are
Whereas, I've only ever watched from a far

Where did we meet, he asked me in vain
Who can say, Mr. Societal Bane?

Let's just say your penchant for lurk
Got you BANNED from my place of work

Everyone was to blame but you
The obnoxious, loud-mouthed, know-it-all shew

And now I've made a friend...all thanks to you

Ah, the stories we've exchanged
She even used the word 'deranged'

You've been a naughty, busy bee
And honestly, she seems quite stable to me

Merci