Looks like I'm not alone
Your fan club has really grown
Clearly they've seen who you truly are
...
D is for the Delusional thoughts you have.
E is for Enough! It's what we've had!
N is for your Narcissism. IT'S BAD!
N is for your Napoleon complex. It's sad.
...
Clair Bear
Don't you dare
Pretend to care
About me
...
The problem is you
You are the Instigator
The Aggravator
The Troublemaker
...
'I've listened endlessly to your injury
You wanna talk about your sores
You wanna talk about suffering
Maybe sympathy is all you're really hungry for.'
...
I've Made A New Friend
Looks like I'm not alone
Your fan club has really grown
Clearly they've seen who you truly are
Whereas, I've only ever watched from a far
Where did we meet, he asked me in vain
Who can say, Mr. Societal Bane?
Let's just say your penchant for lurk
Got you BANNED from my place of work
Everyone was to blame but you
The obnoxious, loud-mouthed, know-it-all shew
And now I've made a friend...all thanks to you
Ah, the stories we've exchanged
She even used the word 'deranged'
You've been a naughty, busy bee
And honestly, she seems quite stable to me
Merci