Clair Bear
Don't you dare
Pretend to care
About me
...
The problem is you
You are the Instigator
The Aggravator
The Troublemaker
...
'I've listened endlessly to your injury
You wanna talk about your sores
You wanna talk about suffering
Maybe sympathy is all you're really hungry for.'
...
Looks like I'm not alone
Your fan club has really grown
Clearly they've seen who you truly are
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D is for the Delusional thoughts you have.
E is for Enough! It's what we've had!
N is for your Narcissism. IT'S BAD!
N is for your Napoleon complex. It's sad.
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DENNIS, you're a bully.
And Taylor says...
'I'll bet you got pushed around
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The creepy old man is coming back to town
It's been so peaceful, with him not around
Lusting after teenage girls at the beach
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Guess again, clueless little man
You once again are wrong
Perhaps one day, I'll give away
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This poor, confused, misguided old soul
He really thinks he knows
And now his threats are written words
To me personally, not in prose
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Oh, Claire, My Love! My Fleur De Jour.
Clair Bear
Don't you dare
Pretend to care
About me
I adore you from afar
Because I've been barred
From every jaunt I seek