Just Farted & Almost Died Poem by Eric Joseph Lopez

Just farted and almost died
The poor little kitty laying by my side
Open his eyes wide to see
Meow saying what is wrong with me
As he inhale taking in the fumes
So I rush outback to pick some shrooms
Quickly made a medicine
While my heart beating fast from adrenaline

Reach back in my room to find
That am slowly running out of time
Little kitty laying on his back gasping for air
Probably asking him self why did I slept in here
Poured some of the med down his throat
Matter’s got worst when he started to choke
Had to revive him giving CPR
Stiff as a rock he were no way of saying meow

Suddenly he was awaken
Laying on my bed but still shaken
Then went running outside and throw up in the dirt
Glad it all ended nicely knowing no one got hurt
I walked over to the backdoor
He raised his head meow saying am so sore
I said hey come here
Went running he did guess its by fear
So here I’m alone again
Just happy I didn’t loose my little friend